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Winner(s) of Competition – 6

To see the original post, click here…

https://www.spanking-emporium.co.uk/spanking-emporium/?p=43280

Two winners, but because this one stuck to the remit of what I asked…..

what did the parents say /do, when she came home?’

It should be first…

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From Old Codger.


Mr and Mrs Charlotte where at a complete loss as to what to do.

Their beautiful daughter was a handful. She was quite the flirt and always seemed to revel in the attention she recieved from men and boys of all ages.

And now she’d chosen to capitalise on it.


Well it was legal the pretty 6th former was almost 17 at this point but knowing her parents wouldn’t consent she had sought the services of the disreputable photographer of her own volition.

But what of her future? Oh the shame of it all! What when the neighbours find out? Oh what a fix what a little minx!


There was only one thing for it and that was to call old uncle Asa he’d know what to do!

A pillar of the local community he was both feared and respected in equal measure and in no time at all the dodgy photographer was handing over the negatives and returning his fee.


“I’ll make sure you won’t ever work in this town again” he had been sternly warned.


The magazine was easier thankfully it had not gone to print and the editor was quick to assure that he had not recieved any photos and that if he did he would return them asap…To uncle Asa.


It was a blessed relief to Charlottes parents.

Picking up the envelope containing the photos Charlotte had already had taken uncle Asa turned and looked her in the eye.


“Now I shall take these and put them on the fire you silly girl” and for good measure, he added “I think you deserve a good hard spanking!”


The words sent a tingle through the rather contrite looking girl.

Crafty old uncle Asa put the photos in his jacket pocket as her relieved parentsthanked him. “I will spare you from having to see these dreadful photos again” he added benignly as he left.

For years to come the old boy would often stroke his rigid member while viewing the photographers work and now all these years later here they are in all their glory.

There were some good, really good tries, and please look at them, by clicking the above link, and scrolling down to comments. This one deviated from the idea of what the parents said, and I thought did I ought to make it a winner, it was so good, I decided to give it 2nd place.

Well done David.

 “Do you intend to daydream through all of this detention young lady,” Mr Jones said in a mock exasperated tone.

 “You don’t understand Sir.”

 “No I don’t! Although I hope you understand the reason why you are here in detention. Well Miss Paris, do you?”

 Paris sighed, “Oh yes Sir. Well, I imagine it’s something to do with the photos taken of me in my school uniform.”

 “It most certainly is and the Headmaster is so incensed that he has had to sit down in a darkened room. I on the other hand, and with his mumbled approval, am able to inform you what is due to you now that you have wilfully broken school rules.”

“But all I did was to have a few photos taken Sir. What’s wrong with that?”

“Absolutely nothing wrong with a few well-posed portraits young lady. However, you were in this photographer’s studio without permission, and in school time. Not only that but the photos were hardly portraits were they?”

“Artistic, the photographer said, Sir. Have you seen them then?”

“Oh yes, I have definitely seen them Miss Paris,” Mr Jones said incredulously, “And so has the rest of the world thanks to your posts on the internet. But I would describe them as…..well, certainly not ‘artistic’. A state of nudity and flagrant display of private parts does not equate to art. So, my task now is to bring you from your realm of daydreaming to the real world.”

“What do you mean Mr Jones?” Miss Paris asked innocently.

“Absent from school without permission has earned you a sound spanking over my knee; Being outside school grounds in school time without permission has earned you a slippering at my discretion; and Bringing the school into disrepute by your display of nakedness linked to various stages of disrobing school uniform, has earned you twelve strokes of the cane.”

The recalcitrant schoolgirl thought about this for a moment.

“Yes, I think that all seems quite reasonable Sir. I just have two questions,” Miss Paris said with a sensuous smile on her face.

“Yes young lady, what do you wish to know?” Mr Jones asked.

“Oh I was just wondering if after my spanking, slippering and caning, whether you will be taking any more photographs of me? After all I imagine you will lower my knickers and probably remove my skirt. And I was also wondering if the Headmaster knows you have your own studio in town Sir? He may want to join in with some of our shoots.”

Asa’s note….

Full of surprises and well written, well done David.

More competitions on their way, both writing and photography/art.

Malcolm

Asa Jones Spanking ‘Creative Greenhouse’ ~ Number One – The Transition to the new, and the maintaining of the old…

These will pop up from time to time.

I run a club, and it is crammed full of the nicest, interesting, intelligent, creative people…. who are all interested in spanking.

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TRADITIONAL NOT OLD…

Do you read the comments at the bottom of the posts? It takes a day or two for them to flood in, but it is well worth looking at older posts, people like Suzette add her feelings to her spankings in stories, Jean Marie drips eroticism every time she adds, various men add illuminating, exciting, funny, observant points, all enhancing the experience of visiting my blog.

This is the basic level of members in my club.

The next level, belongs to my delightful contributors, these are story writers, photographers, AI and Photoshop experts, Spanking History and Ephemera Collectors. Lots of these have their own page. A lot of these would be in the next level up, but due to living possibly up to thousands of miles away, can’t visit me.

Then comes the Elite Level, people who have climbed to the top of the club and come to my events.

If my blog was a Greenhouse, then all of these people would be my most treasured and cared for plants, I encourage and nurture them to blossom, like beautiful blushing spanked bottom pink Orchids…

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This statement will be more relevant in a few paragraphs…

I have just started my Scenario Page, consisting of posts devoted to a single photo, click here…

https://www.spanking-emporium.co.uk/spanking-emporium/?p=43375

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To nurture means to look after, encourage, reward…to tend something, caringly.

People who leave a comment, then more, and more….get invited to join the club.

People who contribute, eventually end up with their own page.

People who become real friends, get invited to visits if they live close enough.

Photographers and Artists, end up with their own artists page.

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It is important for a club to have rewards and aspirations. It is also the responsibility of someone who runs a club to provide a happy rewarding experience. I try, but admit that my blog always comes first, but I do what I can, and because of that the, club is growing, and in its own way, flourishing.

BUT WE DO NEED MORE WOMEN…IT IS A SAFE PLACE, I will look after you, I promise…interested?

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I did a CLUB COMPETITION the other day, for members who are in to the EXCITING MODERN WAYS. 

My blog thrives on TRADITIONAL SPANKINGS and that is my forte. But some of my club members embrace the MODERN TECHNOLOGY LIKE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND PHOTO SHOP ETC. TO ENHANCE THE TRADITIONAL SPANKINGS.

THESE ARE NOT THE FINISHED ARTICLE…

I gave the club members interested in this modern technology a challenge… via the competition.

I asked….”Do what you can with this, show me what modern technology can do to enhance my blog.”


So far three members have entered the competition. There will be no outright winner, but the best ones will go on the page I linked to above, where single photos have a scenario written around them.

These are still being worked on, but look what the first two look like so far…

I will ask for more…can Samantha on the H.M.S. Victory, have a shadow under her, can there be implements etc

This will be a school trip, where a girl has misbehaved, could a navy man be spanking her, if I sent a suitable photos could she be ‘riding the gunners daughter’ in her next visit etc etc

The second could be Saint Helena High School on a School Holiday, could there be a plimsol on the table?

THE FUTURE

Holds exciting possibilties, girls spanked at bus stops, on buses, on planes, in castles, and stately homes etc etc

I could give them six, eight, ten photos and build whole stories with them. The people who are doing these are writers too. They will have exclusive rights to all my photos, and I will let them ask for particular poses etc

I will not see most of it, I am 72, and by the time my ideas get to fruition I will be 74? 75? But talking of the future, I have a little announcement.

I have asked my web queen to make my blog live on forever, on the ‘cloud’, so my work will go on, and I have asked Suzette and her partner to take over when I die, they now have my password, and access to every photo I have taken.

One has to plan these things, but…..God Willing, it will not be for a while yet!

Whew! Fuck me…..I sat here for a minute or so thinking, “That’s it, I have tempted Fate, and he will tap me on the shoulder any second and whip my head off with his scythe!!”

But no, there was no dull thud as I crumpled in a heap, I am still here.

If there is no post tomorrow, it seems that Fate has a cruel sense and timing!

So……more to come (I hope!)

Asa

A little post that is not to do with spanking, but a lesbian vampire…I’m just chatting with you really!

I have just been sorting some photos out, making space on my hard drive which only had about 20gb left.

I came across this lovely photo I had saved of Ingrid Pitt, who used to work in the Hammer Horror Films, alongside Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing etc

I went to see a film where she played a lesbian vampire, and became interested in her.

I have always collected stuff, and film and t.v. memorabilia used to be a favourite. I went to a collectors fair in my home town, and saw a fabulous picture of her and purchased it. It is on my study wall even now, just to my left. What happened next is quite amazing! Really, it is!!!!

I turned around and within five or six steps, saw this beautiful woman before me, very classy and well dressed. It was her!

Never being bashful around women, I plucked up courage and said something like…..”Excuse me, I suppose you get this all the time, and I don’t want to spoil your day out! But you are Ingrid Pitt aren’t you?’

I forget her response, but it was on the lines of….”I am not going to bite your neck before you ask.” I remember her chuckling.

I said….”No, it’s okay, but I have just purchased a photo of you with Peter Cushing. Would you sign it? I’ll make it worth our while and buy you a cup of tea and a piece of cake.”

I never thought she would, but she chuckled again and said “Yes, okay, come on then.”

She had a very posh silver wide nib pen, and signed it. Then we sat eating cake, drinking tea, and talking of Vampires, Christopher Lee, and Peter Cushing.

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I wish she had said….”You look like Asa Jones, the spanking man, I don’t suppose you have time to….”

In my dreams eh?

Just thought I would share the little story of times gone by.

Asa

.NOTICE TO CLUB MEMBERS. …..~ My Studio is Closed ~…..

Not for ever, but it got your attention.

We had a meeting at the studio, and basically it boils down to me not being as good as I thought I was.

To say it looks a shambles, is probably the phrase we need. I didn’t think so, but have spent a couple of hours walking around, on my own, this morning, rather forlornly, thinking…they are right, it’s a shit tip.

I am 72, and have little, well, lets be honest… no help, and it is costing me a fortune. So I am forgoing events and spending my usual shoot days plumbing, cleaning, hammering etc etc

So if any of you are wanting to arrange anything, tough, it ain’t gonna happen!

I took a lot of criticism, the troops are not happy!

It’s my studio, and I know what it takes to run one, it is not as easy as people who just walk in, have a shoot, and leave, think it is. But at the end of the day, it needs to look good. And right now, it seems it does not.

The central heating man was here today, and the joiners. It is a huge room, and will take some heating as it is in an old mill, on the top floor with high ceilings. It is going to cost a lot, so I will have to spread the cost. I am having doors put in, walls built, and a new access, and things moved.

It is easy to sit there and say this needs doing, that needs doing, this ought to move, that ought to move, thats shit, this is shit….but only one person does it…ME!

if….that is only a little if…for now, it gets too costly, or I spend all my time hammering not spanking, then fuck it, I will close it. But I do not give in easily.

I have a lot to do…but I am determined to do it, and prove them wrong. I can and will have a decent spanking studio.

BEFORE…

AFTER?

more to come!

Asa