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A little post that is not to do with spanking, but a lesbian vampire…I’m just chatting with you really!

I have just been sorting some photos out, making space on my hard drive which only had about 20gb left.

I came across this lovely photo I had saved of Ingrid Pitt, who used to work in the Hammer Horror Films, alongside Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing etc

I went to see a film where she played a lesbian vampire, and became interested in her.

I have always collected stuff, and film and t.v. memorabilia used to be a favourite. I went to a collectors fair in my home town, and saw a fabulous picture of her and purchased it. It is on my study wall even now, just to my left. What happened next is quite amazing! Really, it is!!!!

I turned around and within five or six steps, saw this beautiful woman before me, very classy and well dressed. It was her!

Never being bashful around women, I plucked up courage and said something like…..”Excuse me, I suppose you get this all the time, and I don’t want to spoil your day out! But you are Ingrid Pitt aren’t you?’

I forget her response, but it was on the lines of….”I am not going to bite your neck before you ask.” I remember her chuckling.

I said….”No, it’s okay, but I have just purchased a photo of you with Peter Cushing. Would you sign it? I’ll make it worth our while and buy you a cup of tea and a piece of cake.”

I never thought she would, but she chuckled again and said “Yes, okay, come on then.”

She had a very posh silver wide nib pen, and signed it. Then we sat eating cake, drinking tea, and talking of Vampires, Christopher Lee, and Peter Cushing.

….::sigh::

I wish she had said….”You look like Asa Jones, the spanking man, I don’t suppose you have time to….”

In my dreams eh?

Just thought I would share the little story of times gone by.

Asa

.NOTICE TO CLUB MEMBERS. …..~ My Studio is Closed ~…..

Not for ever, but it got your attention.

We had a meeting at the studio, and basically it boils down to me not being as good as I thought I was.

To say it looks a shambles, is probably the phrase we need. I didn’t think so, but have spent a couple of hours walking around, on my own, this morning, rather forlornly, thinking…they are right, it’s a shit tip.

I am 72, and have little, well, lets be honest… no help, and it is costing me a fortune. So I am forgoing events and spending my usual shoot days plumbing, cleaning, hammering etc etc

So if any of you are wanting to arrange anything, tough, it ain’t gonna happen!

I took a lot of criticism, the troops are not happy!

It’s my studio, and I know what it takes to run one, it is not as easy as people who just walk in, have a shoot, and leave, think it is. But at the end of the day, it needs to look good. And right now, it seems it does not.

The central heating man was here today, and the joiners. It is a huge room, and will take some heating as it is in an old mill, on the top floor with high ceilings. It is going to cost a lot, so I will have to spread the cost. I am having doors put in, walls built, and a new access, and things moved.

It is easy to sit there and say this needs doing, that needs doing, this ought to move, that ought to move, thats shit, this is shit….but only one person does it…ME!

if….that is only a little if…for now, it gets too costly, or I spend all my time hammering not spanking, then fuck it, I will close it. But I do not give in easily.

I have a lot to do…but I am determined to do it, and prove them wrong. I can and will have a decent spanking studio.

BEFORE…

AFTER?

more to come!

Asa


A few more of the photos you like that are not from a shoot…

One of those mixed up posts you all seem to like, just a bit of my life on a post really….

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Here is Kate, just standing waiting for instructions as she is getting changed, our eyes must have met and…click.

I guess you can work out Charlotte, Samantha and Suzette, doing what they do when getting changed!

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And from yesterday’s shoot, it was just Samantha and I. I love it all you know, being with a group of them, or just one, each situation has its own charm.

It was a little pause between her first couple of spankings, and her last. I had made us a cup of tea, whilst she was catching up on her phone.

I am a typical old lad of my day, so what if the cup is a bit mucky, a bit of dust has never hurt anyone etc. etc…a quick rinse will do!

As I sat I could see her studying her cup, I thought…’here we go, another telling off!’, she is a lovely woman but does like things to be ‘just so’, I often get a frown…..lol

I thought it best to say nothing and carry on, so quickly drank my tea and said ‘right then, nearly done, just a few shots and a few good smacks and it’s a wrap.’

When she had gone, I went for the cups to wash them out, hers was still full…. chuckle….ooops!

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This one is a bit unusual for you. It was the day I shot one of the ‘Gibson Girl’ parts, I was using my antique flogging bench from the Victorian Women’s Prison, and was just positioning Kate on it, for a birching, (as you do). I lay on my back, underneath to check everything was safe and saw her like this. So she is bottom up, and this is the view from below. I always keep a camera handy for the odd unusual shot like this…

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The old mill where I am located, is bloody freezing upstairs just now, and it would not be right to expect the girls to spend much time up there with bare bottoms, so I am spending time making walls etc around the sets. So next winter I can just heat an area up at a time for shooting Have a look….

The old mill ceiling sheds bits of paint all the time in flakes, so I am putting a plastic sheet across the top. The lights will still illuminate it. I am also putting plastic sheet on the wall facing you, to let the light through. The wall between the two sets will be solid. I might do the bottom half of the wall facing you solid too, and put curtains/blinds or something on the top half, so I can shoot all round 360′ Then just open them for natural light on this side.

It’s come in handy being a bit of a mess, I need to do a caretaker’s shoot for a story, I am sure somewhere here will do nicely.

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Can you see the roof above the dungeon area? I am trying to make a sort of cage underneath it, to match the two beams at right angles. So I can have pets etc

Then build a studded wall around it for keeping the heat in. So it is a long way off, but a lot closer than it was.

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Been hanging a few of the naughty picture I paint, can you see the crayon one, bottom right? That is the one of the two girls on a trapeze you see on my web site home page.

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It’s a bit sad seeing my stuff just being idle, like my classroom…

Can you see the blue board I am messing around with? I am going to cut bottom sized holes in it, so I can spank the girls with just their bottoms on show, and take photos from the other side too, because they will have no idea who is being smacked next, so some good ‘surprise surprise!’ shots!

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Anyway, better get back to spanking! You have not come here for this have you? But I like keeping you in touch with what I am doing. Hope you have not been bored!

Asa

A little request for help from my club….

Hello Club Members…

I am asking for a little help, if you cannot, it does not matter at all….you know my mantra and motto by now….’No pressure, not ever, not from me…”

No money needed….::chuckle::….the only money I would ever ask for is a contribution to model fees etc at one of my events.

Mind you, I do seem to be spending money like it is going out of fashion, the St.Trinians style outfits are coming on, I have just took delivery of gym slip extra bits, blouses, six strap suspender belts, and seamed stockings. I am now building walls around the classroom, lounge, bedroom and dungeon. Which I do not mind funding at all, but £200 does not buy much wood.

No, it is definitely not money, it’s my studio and it is up to me to make it as good as I can, I am happy with that.

What I want is little bits of stuff…things to hang on the wall, like old class photos of girls in gym slips, the big long Girl’s School photos, charts for education……vintage only in everything. I seem to have enough knickers and plimsols, a few flat black or brown shoes size 4-6 would be nice, maybe an implement or two extra would be good, girls hats, frilly knickers, bloomers, vests, sports equipment, a martinet, a professionally made birch…..that type of thing, any sort of apparatus to bend over or tie a girl to….lol….PROPS basically,….old spanking magazines, braces for a headmaster outfit, a trilby….old text books, old pens, ooooh anything, size small or 8-10 dresses, skirts etc, you know what I mean!..basically, IF YOU ARE OUT SHOPPING AND SOMETHING AFFORDABLE SHOUTS SPANKING AT YOU….buy it and send it! Ideally Vintage!

Use your imagination, let my photos and sets get better and better, the more you donate, the better m photos will be. Just think of a spanking image….and buy something to help me make it real….girl guides, salvation arm hats, victorian style blouses and long skirts…..you know what I mean!

As we would say around here…..’Owt will do, so long as it’s spanking related!”

I am not into bright pink fluffy implements! It has to be real.

So one last time….vintage rules….or at least vintage looking

The address is on our main page.

Do your best for me, I want to create spanking magic! And I need some help.

Asa

A little note to my contributors…

Hello all of you. Some great stuff coming from you all, I am indeed privileged to have such people who are happy to keep sending stuff. Not just the writers but the photographers too.

I have just set two more on, one is going to write some tales from the School Caretaker, and the other is TradCP.

Be patient with me, as the number of contributors grow, my time gets just a little more stretched. I will endeavor to keep things going just as they are.

Time for a rain check…are you all feeling happy with the way you are being treated and your work being handled?

Either write an e-mail or just add a comment to let me know.

THE SEARCH FOR NEW CONTRIBUTORS.

I would find it hard to say no to any aspiring spanking author, and it is lovely to help you on your way to a publisher, or just to have you here as you are. The day will come when I have to say I am full, but not yet.

However….those of you here now need to be treated special, not to feel as if my time for you is being cut, or not getting the attention you need. I promise to try to keep you happy and feeling valued.

As such…..I will be more selective of any further new ones. Just to be fair to the wonderful people here.

So Asa Jones Spanking Writers Club is growing. I have noticed that using my girls names helps you get more comments, feel free to use any. I will shoot for stories now too. I think that TradCP might be tempted to make art for your stories, and maybe Chromlech too.

Fancy a challenge? Are you looking for ideas? Well….look at TradCP’s art, I would like it to be inspiring for you, so any short story using his art is welcome, and if you have your own site, just give him a wink if you publish his work.

DON’T FORGET THAT CONTRIBUTORS ARE AUTOMATICALLY A CLUB MEMBER, so use the suggestions pages, the tea room etc etc to swop e-mail addresses etc and get to know each other.

Forgot a password? Then mail me.

Asa

Thanks again.

Asa