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This set shows another punishment for our naughty Christmas Elves.
I detailed the first few punishments of Pixie and Trixie, after being sent to me by Santa, then their next batch of punishments were seen in the gallery and sets, now we are at this Christmas….and I have received a serious message…
It seems that they found swapping a vibrator for the intended Christmas Gift from a Bishop to a Lady Priest very amusing……it has caused quite a stir!
“You naughty elves! Bend over! Roy, would you go to the http://Ouch.uk.com chest of implements and bring a selection to use on their naughty bottoms please? And your camera of course, and don’t forget the mystery item..”
“On my way!” Comes an excited, cheerful reply from Roy!
Have you been wondering what the mystery item is? Well, very cleverly in this sequence of photos, Roy has let a vaulting horse creep in almost unnoticed, can you see the light on the varnished wood? Look up again, it has been there all the time.
“Right, you are now both getting a damn good caning! It is one thing doing silly pranks, but messing about with presents? Really!?!?? You are messing about with every principle that Santa has set, you are toying with the ‘Spirit of Christmas’, brace yourselves!”
THWACK! ….’Owwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooh!!!’
THWACK!….’Yeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwww!”
THWACK! ……’Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!’
THWACH! …’Yiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwooooooohhhh!’
THWACK! …..’Ooooh Ooooooooh Oooooooooowwwwwwwooooowowow!’
SWIIIIIISH THWACK! …..’Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!’
SWIIIIISH THWOPPPP! ..’Ohhhhoooooooooooowwwwwowowowowwww!”
CRRRRAAAAACK! ……’Ohhh God! Owwwwwwoooohhh my bottom my bottom, stop stop no more….please I’m sorry I’m sorry!’
‘No…no…no…no more please!’ THWOOOOOPPPPPPP!! …’Aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeoooowwwwooooooohhhhowowowowowowow!!!!”
‘Me to, me tooooo! No, no no nooooooo!’ THWAAAAACK!! …..’Yeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!’
Roy had one cane, I had another ….we filled the halls with the sound of rattan, screams rang merrily on high, Christmas embers burned in buttocks as they both finished with a ding dong of a thrashing!
“Now both of you stand there, you can show all the good boys and girls what it is like to be naughty!!”
“And there is news for you two! Trixie….Pixie…you are NOT going back to the North Pole, you are both going to spend a whole year with Miss Kenworthy! At Saint Helena High School for Wayward Girls and Elves!!!!”
“Merry Christmas one and all….and eh, Roy…remember Marleys Ghost That haunted Scrooge? In a few years from now me and you will be drifting the skies draped in canes, tawses, plimsolls, birches, slippers, straps and bloody all sorts!”
Asa