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Ma school reunion

Monday morning took Ma by surprise. The postman delivered an invitation to her school reunion, causing a stir in Ma’s pit of the stomach. Entire decades of post-school life to be celebrated.

: Ma is transported back in time when Betty-Belinda made her life difficult – called her names and pulled her hair and teased her on her size and shape. Ma imagined how she was now and longed to take her by the ear to the old science labs to dole out much-needed ofj on Betty-Belinda’s you know where over the tall stools for all to see.

: come to think there were a number of others whose rears could do with a kiss from her board even after all these decades. She’d have to be prepared for any eventuality, but how to achieve it?

: if necessary Ma would show the whole year group however distinguished they may be the value of give and receive

: bankers and doctors and lawyers they may be but none shall escape Ma’s bottom-shaped board of correction. And at the ball if Ma had her way dress hems would go up and panties come down revealing mature behinds old fashioned justice to be delivered in kind

One such bottom of the day include the retired headmistress Miss Eve (no slouch with a wallop herself that one) who admired Ma’s style and watched from a distance before baring and bending after due reflection. “ we could all learn from this woman – so overlooked in youth has now become mighty in middle age…”

: And besides all that the company assembled sincerely believed they had not such had such a good time for many a year, despite throbbing behinds, and that included Betty-Belinda whose walloping was the piece de resistance!

: Was Ma day-dreaming as she stood at the door, invite in hand? Either way her other hand rested on that broad acre bare and plump terrain, which she gave a brisk slap, as she was in half-tidy state.

: Ma let out a sigh of sheer delight….she’d better practice her fearsome design (swing)!