In honour of BURNS NIGHT, ….Roy Tersley and I have arranged… a

KILT FEST

First up.

From me…

And now…

From Roy, a lovely variety of kilted bottoms…

So let’s pour a wee dram into our cut glass tumblers, and raise our glasses to a toast….a toast to the glory of a well spanked bottom in raised tartan!

“TO A WELL SPANKED BLUSHING BOTTOM!”

chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, smack!

“Who was that? Who smacked her bottom? It was you wasn’t it!?”

Asa and Roy.