Forgive me for this, you know the saying…’the old ones are the best’. No!…. Not Me! …although I’m not bad for an old ‘un!’….I mean jokes!

Today I am a policeman, a detective. Detective Jones. I have been asked to go to a house where a young lady has been flashing her bottom. Just my type of case. Her name is Charlotte, you might know her?

Actually I have been here before…many times.

I knock on the door……knock knock knock

A cheerful face opens the door, “Hello Dectective Jones, how nice to see you again.”

“It’s no good trying to charm me, I am here on business. You have been reported for exposing your bottom again! In fact I am going to arrest you! So let’s make it official….Charlotte, you are under arrest, anything you say whilst under caution, will be taken down, and may be used in evidence against you!” I say in my best, strict, no nonsense, official Policeman’s voice.

She thinks, then smiles….”Okay Detective Jones. My knickers! Will you take them down and use them as evidence?”

“Hmmmm, well….look this time, I am going to spank your bottom for being a naughty girl instead of arresting you. Okay?” I ask.

“Oh, like last week, and all the other weeks?” She chuckles.

I blush a bit….”Er, well yes….I suppose so.” I say as I roll my right sleeve up. I spank her and put her in the corner. “Next time young lady! I will arrest you.”

“Okay Asa! See you next week!”

“Shhhhh! Call me Detective! I have to go, I am supposed to be working on a case, bye!” I walk away whistling.

Asa