You have been very naughty these past few days and find yourself in detention.

“Sit down at the desk before me, take out your Mathematics book and write down your 13 times table fifty times, and do not lose concentration. Do not stop writing until I say you can go, AND IT MUST BE NEAT!”

“I will be keeping my eye on you, and there will be dire consequences if you so much as look away from your paper for ten seconds do you UNDERSTAND?”

“Well? What are you waiting for you imbecile!!! Sit down and begin NOW!!”

“Get your head back down, keep writing! My word, you are heading for a sore bottom!!”

“I will not warn you again! If I have to speak to you again it will be a bare bottom and a tawse across your cheeks a couple of dozen times!!! Keep working! KEEP WRITING!!!”

“And so you stop again. STAND UP! GET TO THE SIDE OF YOUR DESK!”

“BARE YOUR BOTTOM AND BEND OVER!!!!!

“Now what did I say? A couple of dozen wasn’t it?”

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK….

THWAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

“Keep your bottom bare and sit down, you can start again!!!”

Asa